Gagged and Bound: A book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes

Gagged and Bound: A book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes
Author: Nick Jones
Language English
Pages: 132
ISBN10: 0993079407
Genre: Humor
Goodreads Rating: 3.81
ISBN13: 9780993079405
Published: September 26th 2014 by Full Media Ltd

Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.

Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.