Pride and Prejudice: X Rated

Pride and Prejudice: X Rated
Author: Anonymous
Language English
Pages: 417
Genre: Uncategorized
Goodreads Rating: 2.64
Published: December 12th 2014

First it was zombies, now it’s sex. Pride and Prejudice: X Rated is an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of sexually explicit content (a.k.a. smut). This is not your mama's version of Jane Austen. Book clubs that enjoy lashings of spice with their literature will delight in this twenty-first century interpretation of the classic in which playful innuendo comes to life. Darcy has good reason to be haughty and arrogant: his schlong is a veritable masterpiece and the ‘playroom’ at Pemberton is legendary. Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet can’t help but be intrigued by all that’s on offer where Mr. Darcy is concerned. What girl can resist a rich badboy with the most impressively-stuffed breeches in Hertfordshire? Lydia’s well-honed fellatio skills, Catherine de Bourgh’s penchant for BDSM, Mr. Wickham’s tendency to swing both ways and Jane’s lusty submission all add flesh to literature’s most popular and enduring romance. Complete with foreplay, heartbreak, orgies, bondage, and all manner of sexual misconduct, Pride and Prejudice: X Rated transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you can’t wait to download onto your “naughty” kindle. "Hot and hilarious." -Random Reader