Spongebob's Book of Excuses

Spongebob's Book of Excuses
Author: Holly Kowitt
Language English
Pages: 48
ISBN10: 0689872119
Genre: Childrens
Goodreads Rating: 3.90
ISBN13: 9780689872112
Published: January 6th 2005 by Simon Spotlight

Squidward: Why are youdoing karate in the kitchen? SpongeBob: l wanted to show l could cut the mustard! Mr. Krabs: Why did you miss work yesterday? Squidward: l didn't miss it at all! Teacher: Why are you putting on lipstick in class? Pearl: l thought it was a makeup exam! "Sea" inside for more excuses thought up by SpongeBob and his friends -- and even come up with some yourself!